From mp0u8024@liverpool.ac.uk Wed Mar 8 07:15:49 2000 Return-Path: X-Sender: mp0u8024@pop2.liv.ac.uk X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Light Version 3.0.6 (32) Date: Tue, 07 Mar 2000 19:19:38 +0000 To: ids24@cam.ac.uk, 9804462D@student.gla.ac.uk, fscu8034@liverpool.ac.uk, 9803675R@student.gla.ac.uk, simon@nasoftware.co.uk From: John Wunderle Subject: Tony's New Tax Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" >Envelope-to: mp0u8024@mspool2.liv.ac.uk >From: >X-Lotus-FromDomain: SB_PHARM_RD >Sender: Mary_C_Moran@sbphrd.com >To: 9803387M@student.gla.ac.uk, 9702576t@student.gla.ac.uk, > 9706277c@student.gla.ac.uk, mp0u8024@liverpool.ac.uk >Date: Tue, 7 Mar 2000 16:07:07 +0000 >Subject: Tony's New Tax > > >---------------------- Forwarded by Mary C Moran/CIS/PHRD/SB_PLC on 07/03/2000 >15:58 --------------------------- > > >Laura 2 Wickham >07-Mar-2000 15:56 > >Competitive Analysis H83/3301A03 8784-4364 or 01279 644364 > >To: Mary C Moran, Nicola E Stokes >cc: >Subject: Tony's New Tax > >>Tony's New Tax >> >>The Country was in such a terrible state, >>Parliament rose for a budget debate, >>It was quite a few moments before Tony spoke >>When he said "Sex will cost ten quid a poke" >> >> >>Whether you're short, long, skinny or thick, >>The tax will be paid on the use of your prick, >>Chris Smith said "now Tony, look here, >>will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer?" >> >> >>Treasurer Brown arose and looked glum >>"will I be exempt coz I only like bum?" >>Tony replied and sounded quite airy >>"you'll fucking pay double, you dirty old fairy" >> >> >>Up got John Major to tremendous applause, >>He grabbed Margaret Beckett and whipped off her drawers >>He straddled across her and fucked her at will >>Then shouted at Tony "put that on your bill" >> >> >>Prescott shouted "I think I'll resign" >>I haven't had pussy for a very long time >>I dream every night of a big juicy crutch >>but ten quid a jump is a bit fucking much" >> >> >>The debate carried on, oh what a night >>Cecil was bonking every woman in sight >>The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too >>and in the excitement, the dumb bill got through >> >> >>So now in the bedrooms of England each night >>There's many a fanny closed up good and tight >>They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes >>And now the Bastards are taxing our pokes >> >> >>If ten pounds a time is the price we must pay, >>It's now with ourselves that we must play, >>so to quench our frustration, we must have a wank >>For the state of the country, we have Tony to thank > > > > >